If you’ve been on the internet lately, odds are a few people were complaining about the latest incarnation of theTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - now brought to you by professional childhood-ruiner Michael Bay. It’s your typical fare for a Michael Bay movie (note that he’s only producing it) - lots of destruction, military presence, Megan Fox, the words “Michael Bay” appearing on screen sending a shudder down your spine, etc. It looks pretty dumb - but here’s the catch: TMNT has ALWAYS been dumb. And dumb in a way that’s meant to appeal to whatever generation of kids it’s aiming for. This new version isn’t ruining your childhood any more than pretty much every single previous version of TMNT. Let’s take a look back…
This is so true
"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"
"I am TRYING, HELEN”
This could be us but you playin’
Rescued foal makes a friend. [vid]
What I say to all my ex’s